Go

wild

For a select few.

90 minutes

Extend your lunch hour just a little, won't you? You can blame it on the traffic.

$1400

4 hours

Shall we get dinner and discuss the latest installation at the Met over oysters? Don't mind if we do...

$2600

2 hours

My preferred minimum, a perfect way to lengthen an afternoon. Two hours that are just ours.

$1800

6 hours

Let's really take our time. Let's get cocktails, food, and an electrifying post-dinner amuse bouche. Let's wine, dine, and be divine.

$3400

3 hours

My favorite choice, with plenty of time for my favorite activity; champagne in bed and a titillating long conversation.

$2300

Overnight

Let's paint the town red, or leave it altogether. How about a sunrise together, or a test of our stamina.

$6000

Fine Print:

I require deposits for all appointments. My deposit rate is 20% to be made payable at least 48 hours before our appointment time. Cancellation within 12 hours of our date will result in a 50% fee. Appointments cancelled before our date will have their deposits applied to a future date and can be rescheduled once.

All deposits are non-refundable unless I have to cancel. I accept Venmo, Cashapp, Paypal, Bitcoin, gift cards, or wires made to my discrete consulting business (write-offs here we come!).

You are paying for my time and companionship only.